A Very Odysserious Run

the vibe

13.1 miles home. give or take ten years. ⏳ You won a war ⚔️🐴. Achilles you're not, but by the gods you're going to jog all 13.1 miles 🏃‍♂️💨 home. One problem: Poseidon 🔱🌊 is chasing you on foot, personally furious, trident in hand, cardio unfairly good. This is nothing per-sea-nal 🌊. It's extremely per-sea-nal. 😤 You are NOBODY 🫥. Everyone is NOBODY 🫥. Wear a bedsheet 🛏️ — it's a toga now. 🏛️ Reach Ithaca 🏝️ Then we cold plunge 🧊🥶, because 13.1 miles later our bodies are Trojan-horse-d 🐴 and freezing water is the only dignified response. 🫡 🏛️ 13.1 miles · 🩹 Toga encouraged · 🔱 Poseidon is a dude we're hiring to chase you · ⚰️